"Sacramental Secularism" is the Official Theology of the DNC.
"Sacramental Secularism" is the Official Theology of the DNC.
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Official DNC Theology: SACRAMENTAL SECULARISM.
DNC sacraments are "outward, visible signs that convey an inward, spiritual grace" that are conferred exclusively to Liberal Democrats or Enemy Combatants, not by God, but by the Judicial Activists on the Supreme Court. The seven sacred sacraments of the DNC include:
1. Gestational "Baptism" performed by a pagan high priestess from Planned Parenthood during any procedure involving abortion, infanticide, or stem-cell research;
2. Entitlement "Eucharist" (AKA Communion) requiring the consumption of environmentally friendly Kool-Aid and global-warming wafers in order to commemorate the establishment of income redistribution;
3. Televised "Confirmation" during an "Anita-on-the-Hill" Senate hearing politicized by slanderous and/or libelous charges concerning issues of race and/or gender;
4. Matriarchal "Ordination" by the National Organization for Women (NOW) of practicing homosexuals, lesbians, transsexuals, cross-dressers, and members of any other unusual category deemed eligible as a "victim" group by virtue of being disadvantaged in a patriarchal society;
5. "Reconciliation of a Penitent" Liberal Democrat or Islamic Fascist (AKA Confession), as expressed and conveyed by Spin-Doctors of the Liberal Media, for unethical misconduct such as perjury following impeachment or having published or uttered an extremely scurrilous, anti-Semitic diatribe;
6. Judicial "Anointing of the Sick" or elderly prior to court-ordered euthanasia; and
7. Civil "Matrimony" between two or more members of either the same sex or different species regardless of age.
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Official DNC Theology: SACRAMENTAL SECULARISM.
DNC sacraments are "outward, visible signs that convey an inward, spiritual grace" that are conferred exclusively to Liberal Democrats or Enemy Combatants, not by God, but by the Judicial Activists on the Supreme Court. The seven sacred sacraments of the DNC include:
1. Gestational "Baptism" performed by a pagan high priestess from Planned Parenthood during any procedure involving abortion, infanticide, or stem-cell research;
2. Entitlement "Eucharist" (AKA Communion) requiring the consumption of environmentally friendly Kool-Aid and global-warming wafers in order to commemorate the establishment of income redistribution;
3. Televised "Confirmation" during an "Anita-on-the-Hill" Senate hearing politicized by slanderous and/or libelous charges concerning issues of race and/or gender;
4. Matriarchal "Ordination" by the National Organization for Women (NOW) of practicing homosexuals, lesbians, transsexuals, cross-dressers, and members of any other unusual category deemed eligible as a "victim" group by virtue of being disadvantaged in a patriarchal society;
5. "Reconciliation of a Penitent" Liberal Democrat or Islamic Fascist (AKA Confession), as expressed and conveyed by Spin-Doctors of the Liberal Media, for unethical misconduct such as perjury following impeachment or having published or uttered an extremely scurrilous, anti-Semitic diatribe;
6. Judicial "Anointing of the Sick" or elderly prior to court-ordered euthanasia; and
7. Civil "Matrimony" between two or more members of either the same sex or different species regardless of age.
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posted by Marc | 12/29/2006 05:36:00 PM
1 Comments:
I fear we have gotten Gods attention. Now we must show him we have more than 10 good people in our cities.
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