Football Hooliganism: English Disease

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Football Hooliganism: English Disease

Do you belong to a 'risk' or 'excitement' culture? Do you obey stringent Rules of Disorder? Are you in your late teens or 20s? Do you have a manual or lower clerical occupation? Alternatively, are you unemployed or working in the 'grey' economy? Do you come mainly from a working class background? Congratulate yourself. Expert sociologists have asserted that you could begin a new, promising, fast-track career as a violent FOOTBALL HOOLIGAN.

This new and challenging vocation entitles you to participate in many unusual sporting activities. As a fully-qualified hooligan, you will verbally abuse rival fans; threaten rival fans with attack; conduct horseplay aimed at having a laugh; fight (run) rival groups who are also looking for trouble; throw missiles toward innocent spectators; participate in racist and indecent chanting; and make appearances on Saturday Night Live with Mike Myers.

You have the talent and motivation required to become a Football Hooligan! Contact the Hooligan Football League immediately. Why pursue a dull career track? You could be a HOOLIGAN! Don't miss the opportunity to pursue a unique and rewarding career as a feisty Football Hooligan. Call now. The Hooligan Football League wants YOU! Follow the hyperlink below for more information.

http://www.le.ac.uk/footballresearch/resources/factsheets/fs1.html

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