Nancy Patricia D'Alesandro Pelosi

Friday 17 Aug 2007 @ 1425Q

Congresswoman Nancy Patricia D'Alesandro Pelosi:

You have performed incompetently as Speaker of the House. Your incompetence is due largely to your erroneous religion. I am not referring to Catholicism because you are not a real Catholic. Rather, you are a missionary for the Church of Liberalism. Perhaps you didn't realize that Liberalism is a religion. Actually, it is a FALSE RELIGION.

In the tradition of the Apostle Peter, you have rejected Catholicism on many important social issues (e.g., abortion). Remember this warning. "Whoever acknowledges me before men, I will also acknowledge him before my Father in heaven. But whoever disowns me before men, I will disown him before my Father in heaven." [Matthew 10:32-33]

Interestingly, Liberalism tries to replicate the sacraments of Catholicism. I would like to convey to you my sense of profound SARCASM toward the secular-progressive Church of Liberalism. To wit:

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Official DNC Theology: SACRAMENTAL SECULARISM

DNC sacraments are "outward, visible signs that convey an inward, spiritual grace" that are conferred exclusively to Liberal Democrats or Enemy Combatants, not by God, but by the Judicial Activists on the Supreme Court. The seven sacred sacraments of the DNC include:

1. Gestational "Baptism" performed by a pagan high priestess from Planned Parenthood during any procedure involving abortion, infanticide, or embryonic stem-cell research;

2. Entitlement "Eucharist" (AKA Communion) requiring the consumption of environmentally friendly Kool-Aid and global-warming wafers in order to commemorate the establishment of income redistribution;

3. Televised "Confirmation" during an "Anita-on-the-Hill" Senate hearing politicized by slanderous and/or libelous charges concerning issues of race and/or gender;

4. Matriarchal "Ordination" by the National Organization for Women (NOW) of practicing homosexuals, lesbians, transsexuals, cross-dressers, and members of any other unusual category deemed eligible as a "victim" group by virtue of being disadvantaged in a patriarchal society;

5. "Reconciliation of a Penitent" Liberal Democrat or Islamic Fascist (AKA Confession), as expressed and conveyed by Spin-Doctors of the Liberal Media, for unethical misconduct such as perjury following impeachment or having published or uttered an extremely scurrilous, anti-Semitic diatribe;

6. Judicial "Anointing of the Sick" or elderly prior to court-ordered euthanasia; and

7. Civil "Matrimony" between two or more members of either the same sex or different species regardless of age.

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Conservative Republicans know that America is great because America is good. However, what do Liberal Democrats know of greatness or goodness? Nothing! Liberal Democrats are invested in DEFEAT! They are not concerned with National Security. Instead, Liberal Democrats are concerned exclusively with their self-serving hold on power.

Liberal Democrats cannot fool all of the people all of the time. I am not a "Useful Idiot" who can be persuaded by your hypocritical, childish nonsense. I listen to Rush Limbaugh and I vote! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov (AKA Lenin) said that religion is the opiate of the masses. That assessment would apply aptly to the Church of Liberalism. And you are the high-priestess of a pagan religion. May God have mercy on your soul.

Yours sincerely,

Conservative Republican

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